- me: *cries over tv show*
- me: *loses sleep over tv show*
- me: *requires emotional help because of tv show*
- me: but it's so good
He has that drop your panties kinda voice
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
loki is a treasure trove of ridiculous faces in this scene
why does one ply toilet paper exist
i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.
RISE ! UNITE ! THE LIBERATION HAS BEGUN !
I feel this
- Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
- Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
- Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?