• me: *cries over tv show*
  • me: *loses sleep over tv show*
  • me: *requires emotional help because of tv show*
  • me: but it's so good

He has that drop your panties kinda voice

(via tomhazeldine)

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

(via qlitoris)

(via bulbesaur)

(via lilerilala)

Blackreach

(via rowedelsin)

tend to get what i want.

(via arnodorian)

hausofodin:

loki is a treasure trove of ridiculous faces in this scene

(via khaleesi-of-loki)

nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands

(via tylerhoekley)

(via lilerilala)

sol-relay:

RISE ! UNITE ! THE LIBERATION HAS BEGUN !

(via ihatecliffhangers)

s1uts:

I feel this

s1uts:

I feel this

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

officialubisoft:

ok but if there is a thor movie with the new thor i already have a fancasting

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(via lokiplusthorequalthorki)