• Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
  • Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
∞  May 23, 2013 at 02:02pm
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olympicswagging:

maybe if i sigh hard enough all my finals will be canceled

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∞  May 23, 2013 at 01:46pm
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jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

don’t even try to say that you wouldn’t consider kissing a genderbent version of yourself

or just another version of yourself

either way

you know you would

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∞  May 23, 2013 at 01:31pm
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idiotsonfb: Craig makes a good point.

idiotsonfb:

Craig makes a good point.

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∞  May 23, 2013 at 01:15pm
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∞  May 22, 2013 at 08:44pm
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aldcperfection:

When 6th graders complain about how hard school is

image

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∞  May 22, 2013 at 08:29pm
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to-blink-or-not-to-blink:

hiddles-n-downey:

brainette:

I gave both of my parents a picture with these people on it and told them to write their first reactions of them. 

This is what happened.

foreheadman

mormon

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∞  May 22, 2013 at 08:13pm
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getoffmybloghoe: heard you were talking shit 

getoffmybloghoe:

heard you were talking shit 

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∞  May 22, 2013 at 07:58pm
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lameborghini:

“imagine ur icon-” no shut up

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∞  May 22, 2013 at 07:43pm
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∞  May 22, 2013 at 07:27pm
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dragonholiday:

baby youre a firework 

dont come near me thats dangerous

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∞  May 22, 2013 at 07:12pm
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∞  May 22, 2013 at 06:56pm
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despondence: hawkeye in his natural habitat

despondence:

hawkeye in his natural habitat

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∞  May 22, 2013 at 06:41pm
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porcelain-horse-horselain:  Not a god damn thing.

porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

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∞  May 22, 2013 at 06:25pm
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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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∞  May 22, 2013 at 06:10pm
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