Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.
FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo
That’s just rude
daenerys targaryen is everything i aspire to be in life
- me after every marvel movie: it was wonderful and i am DEVASTATED
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies
fuck you charmin i didnt ask
I don’t understand, it’s just a dude running with some musi—/SCREAMING
like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.